chthonicillness:

evilscientist3:

goth-emo-mezzo-soprano:

mickjustmademylist:

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fucking. what?

I feel like this picture really gives it context

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you know how it is with spaghetti

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?????

charlottan:

*girl whos scared out of her mind* i think what matters is love and being kind and thats it

kelpforestdwellers:

morlock-holmes:

phaeton-flier:

It is actually way better for 100 addicts to get their fix on pain pills than a single person in pain go without. I call this the “Torture is bad” principle. You should be able to get the good stuff forever after a single doctor’s visit. If you’re worried about addicts fund rehab centers and needle exchanges instead of torturing people.

Among other things if you can’t use the legit market you turn to the black market anyway.

if you’re worried about addiction, build a society where people get their basic needs met, including pain management.

eternal-fractal:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

minneapolis is an insane city. a man on the street asking for change assumed i was a lesbian completely unprompted

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and what the hell kind of a strip club advertisement is this

imagine you get a job there and you come out the next day to see someone painting a 4 on the sign

emilynyaaa:

penumant:

mananabuffins:

that-twink-over-there:

dormouseking:

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

seventh-spirit-slain:

blueelectivire:

sour-charity:

nebulous-nebuli:

dzamie:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

schwazombie:

charlesoberonn:

demareth:

noroquian:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

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“Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order.”

I apologize.

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insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

This one?

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Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

I love how we don’t even need Apollo to be captioned, it’s just “he’s holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it’s Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users”

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Absolute fucking trainwreck of a post

Oh gee I wonder why this is going around again

hannahyonana:

first panel of a black and white comic. person sitting on couch labeled "tumblr" looking at a tornado labeled "Twitter" and saying "man, that looks messy"ALT
second panel of comic, person turns to two people in their underwear, who's heads are obviously porn bot accounts. person says "isn't that right, ladies?" one of them respond with "http://buttstuff.com/Oxjmio43v/malwareALT

Stupid dumb little comic

catmask:

catmask:

today my bf and i were talking about visiting my home for the holidays and i was (sadly) wondering aloud if i should cut my hair and our kid was like “why would you cut your hair??? your hair is cool” and not knowing how to explain it to him i said “my family doesnt think boys should have long hair” to which he went silent, wordlessly pulled out his phone and then swiftly held it out with a picture of keeanu reeves on his phone

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^ POV u are me witnessing my 15 year old decimate decades of transphobia in an instant

homunculus-argument:
“Decided to draw a little comic. Thought of the idea of a little trans deerguy getting stoked about tiny antler nubs and thought I’d share.
Idea sparked by roachpatrol’s post.
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homunculus-argument:

Decided to draw a little comic. Thought of the idea of a little trans deerguy getting stoked about tiny antler nubs and thought I’d share.

Idea sparked by roachpatrol’s post.

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