Yami No Hime Karasu (ohhhhhhhhbuttsex)
What is an addiction? An addiction is an unusually great interest in something or a need to do or have something. If I have an addiction and so do you why should I have to stop? While yours is still kicking?
wolverine fisting you when suddenly
"#CAMERA TURNS TO TUKSON AND ZOOMS IN"
RDJ is 5’ 8½”
Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time
Chris (6’ 0½”)
I think I just bloody died scrolling down and seeing rdj wearing heels.
always reblog rdj in his hooker heels
HOw old are u?? tWELVE??? THIRTHEEEN???? FOURTEEN???? CGET OF TUMBLER U TEENAGE SCuM TUmBLR IS ADULTZ ON>LY CANT uTELL THERE!! !PORNRN IMAgE S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! PORN@!!!!!! (SC$REAMING) GO BACK 2 FACERBoOK ANd POST ABOUT MIDdLESCHOOL YOURe NOT Mature ENOUGH FOR TUMBLER.COM!!! TUMBELR IS FOR 90S KIDS ONLY GET OFFF
someone make an audio of this
my life got about a thousand times better once i stopped censoring myself
and by censoring i don’t mean i suddenly embraced indiscriminate swearing; i mean i stopped trying to sugarcoat my past or my feelings; i stopped lying by omission; i stopped having guilty pleasures; i began unabashedly enjoying whatever i liked; i became very honest; i cut out of my life poisonous people and negative ideals, and i am so, so much happier for it
• shirts actually designed for girls with larger chests
• plus size clothing ACTUALLY intended to accommodate plus size people not just scaled up littler clothing
• clothes for tall people that won’t ride up
• pants for people with no butts
• cute bras in bigger sizes
•the fashion industry’s understanding that there’s lots of body types and every body type deserves to feel good in the clothes they wear
I glanced at this one girl for a second and smiled and she smiled back and her boyfriend like grabbed her and pulled her and started making out with her and she seemed not into it and I was like wow straight guys are so sensitive and weird lol like I don’t wantcha girl but I do want ha dress and the number to whoever did her nails cuz she is en pointe tonight
dental hygiene tip: brush your teeth like you’re about to go and make out with natalie dormer
fun fact: i got the idea to make this post while i was at work. i then thought about kissing natalie dormer, got distracted, and walked into a shelf in front of like three people
driving guy: *looks into rearview mirror* *sees a car behind them*
driving guy: were being followed
I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”
sometimes i remember that like white people dont eat rice that often like sometimes they have meals that are just meat and vegetables and its like??? wheres the rice??? what are you doing??? your plate isnt complete???
omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU
i think straight boys might be gay
of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something