Yami No Hime Karasu (ohhhhhhhhbuttsex)
What is an addiction? An addiction is an unusually great interest in something or a need to do or have something. If I have an addiction and so do you why should I have to stop? While yours is still kicking?
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
after young volcanoes at the nashville fall out boy show patrick had started popping the balloons with his guitar and so i yelled ‘patrick stump’ in the most motherly tone of voice i have ever used and pete lost his shit
if you tell me my laugh is too high-pitched or annoying or loud i will never show any emotion again
Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?
That Hermione Granger
You know what I’d give her on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1… 1 would be the ugliest and then 10 is pretty…
I would give her
Not over a 9.8
Because there is always room for improvement
Not everyone’s perfect like me
That’s why I am holding out for a 10
Because I’m worth it
"you’re too old to go trick or treating"